Several revolutionary technological innovations were announced today by RAZER, Google & Co., forget your previous life and look forward to:
- Google Gnome.
- NVIDIA GeForce GTX G-Assist.
- Razor SAiSO
- Newegg project MEgga
With these innovations, all problems are solved that no one had or wanted to before.
Have you often stood in your garden and wanted to know what the weather is like? Google Gnome makes Alexa look old and reveals every detail about wind, weather and sun. And should he not be distracted by philosophical monologues about the universe and life itself, he will also switch your garden hose on and off.
NVIDIA GeForce GTX Assist
The artificial intelligence that is hidden behind makes Skynet look like an old C64. Equipped with the latest algorithms that use the full power of the Geforce GPU, the GTX Assist assists you with all the predicaments every gamer knows. Are you in the middle of a shooter match and the pizza delivery guy is ringing your doorbell? Just let the AI keep playing for you, including an adjustable swear word filter and insult factor. This saves you from starvation and you never have to leave your team down again.
Your new best friend is 8 inches tall, painted green and black, and will fill the void in your life that you never noticed.
RAZER SAiSO serves as an alarm clock, personal trainer, company for the office evening and helps in all situations. Do you suspect that your roommate is clearing the refrigerator for you? Then the RAZER SAiSO with its two 8 megapixel camera eyes is there and thanks to the VR functionality you can confront the villains directly.
Newegg project MEgga
Do you also mind the amount of money in your account? Then it invests in the new notebook from online retailer Newegg. For a mere 29.998 $ (29.999$ without pre-order discount) Newegg solves the age-old notebook problem of tiny screens. No less than 9 screens unfold in front of you and offer a cinema screen-like experience when checking your email. How many replacement batteries you have to plug in per minute is unfortunately not yet known. However, more information is available on the Newegg homepage.
You can find all these products from today, April 1st, in your trusted supermarket.